10 Reasons Why Cats Are Jerks

 

1) They never let you go to the bathroom in peace

 2) They’re savages

 

3. They’re bed hoggers

4) They force themselves through gaps, and break things

5) They manipulate you into giving them loads of treats with their beg face

6) They bring animals into the house (mostly dead), but sometimes alive and you have to create a mouse barricade or do an epic rescue

 

7) They won’t let you do any jobs

8) They will always put their bum directly in your face (especially when you’re trying to sleep)

9) They are lazy freeloaders who lay about all day

10. They never laugh at your jokes

 

If you haven’t gathered yet, this is sort of a joke (I say sort of because it’s all true..). My cat Gizmo is my absolute baby and he is spoiled ROTTEN. Honestly he has me wrapped around his fingers (or paws?), he even will sit there crying if he comes in wet until someone comes and dries him. I told you he was spoiled. To be honest, I  probably love him more than I love most people, but you know you can’t deny that sometimes cats are just jerks.

Has your pet ever been a jerk? Leave me a comment below!

 

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8 Comments

  1. June 5, 2017 / 7:43 pm

    I showed Dan this post and he couldn’t stop laughing. He’s loved your soft and squishy video since it first went live. We still refer to it. Our two do a few of these. Freya also spits in my food or face. Not on purpose, but every now and again she shakes her head and spit goes flying. It usually lands in my food or on my face. Nice. Xx

    Tania | When Tania Talks

    • June 6, 2017 / 10:27 am

      Haha yay so glad you liked it! Charming aren’t they! xx

  2. June 5, 2017 / 7:47 pm

    I love this!! Despite having his very own cat bed, Bear is currently sleeping on top of an Asos order!! He also meowed for about half an hour this morning to see if anyone was awake. It was about 6:00am. xx

    http://www.gollymissholly.uk

    • June 6, 2017 / 10:27 am

      Haha they’re so tricksy aren’t they! Love them though xx

  3. Honeypot Blogs
    June 11, 2017 / 5:09 pm

    This whole post makes my heart burst!!! The bed hoggers picture is hilarious because my cat is exactly the same! I have to admit number 10 also made me laugh, like I’m so damn funny why does my cat just stare back at me? Rude!!!xx

    http://www.honeypotblogs.com

    • June 16, 2017 / 1:24 pm

      Haha I know right?! I’m hilarious! xx

  4. June 12, 2017 / 11:59 am

    Hahaha love this post to bits! Cats are mischievous little things, but also the cutest things to ever walk the planet! My cat can be a nightmare at times, but I love him dearly aswell – and he knows it! 😀

    Heather Xx
    100waysto30.co.uk

    • June 16, 2017 / 1:24 pm

      Aww yay thanks love! xx